COCAINE
Don’t do coke. Why not? This drug lasts three minutes, during which you will urgently have to shit, and the comedown lasts 24 hours. Coke is also bad for your heart, in a way that (glorious) amphetamine is not. I could explain exactly why cocaine is bad for your heart but it’s slightly complicated, involving the blockade of sodium ion channels, so just take my word for it. Also, if your enjoyment of coke is somehow predicated on the frighteningly dated idea that it’s glamorous, I advise you to rethink this. Coke is cheap, therefore it cannot be glamorous. Also, coke makes people fiendish. It looks undignified when you fiend for coke like a cartoon drug addict. If you want to impress people with an expensive and exotic drug, start bringing xenon gas to parties, or just snort Ritalin like an adult. I’ll leave it at that.
Read the rest at Vice Magazine: HOW TO NOT DO DRUGS LIKE A COMPLETE MORON - Vice Magazinecurrently snorting Ritalin like an adult.
A-fucking-men. Good reminder to keep me on my toes. My heart is weak enough as is.
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WRONG LIST OF DRUGS DUDE
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Lesson one: Don’t be a dumbass.
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A-fucking-men. Good reminder to keep me on my toes. My heart is weak enough as is.
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